Melissa

@Queen_Melissa

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination

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Hilarious

#beatLA

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Tiny waffles

"Why you no give me cookie like the bank, Walgreens drive through pharmacy?" *sad dog face*

Lucy Dog

Hilarious!

#OPI 'cuckoo for this color' and accent nail 'sparkle teal sunrise'. Used #OPI top coat on the accent nail only. I'm diggin' it!

Don't think I've ever seen these guys on a roof lol! They were honking away as me and Lucy walked by. Jerks.

#hilarious

#thundershirt

And then there was this guy. Skirt, black nylons and boots, jacket and awesome CIA hat. Just your average night at the rink.

I remember my gram talking about these guys when she was working for Warner Brothers. Never had a bad word to say.

FINALLY! #bioshockinfinite

#blackhawks

Decided not to work out. Left hand milk stout.

Drunk zombie.

Saw this last night. Found it a little disturbing.

Snow pup

Brilliant

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