Mistress of Ceremonies. Burlesquer with Acups. Harlot writer. Radio Muppet. My life is spectacular.
@Winship101 I just flipped on the tv and LOOK WHO IS SLEEPING THROUGH THE PARADE!!!
Friendly lighting at work this morning... a first.
Cabbagetown walks are better than any other walk.
TARDIS cup!!!!! Ahhhh, thank you @juanbailar and @Winship101!!! <3!
I'm excited that I am home from work early... unlike SOME people/canines.
I'm excited to be home from work early... unlike SOME people/canines.
I gave Estoria a box of old beer glasses. They found this gem in there and now I have to drink PBR out of it...#classy
"Oh god, there is SO much semen on that. Don't even look at it. You'll get the herp."
"Please don't send me to live with Mitt Romney, Mom and Dad! I'll be good!"
Drunk directions courtesy of @juanbailar @Winship101. Take 985, left, ahh screw it...CALL.
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