I dread a flashmob of breastfeeding mothers; I write for TV (currently The Walking Dead); I have abnormally small extremities.
"It's still there, you stupid bitch." -Henri, 2013
Sometimes I think I'm falling in love with my agent. But then he's funnier than me and I remember I hate him.
Bought these beauties at www.ginatackett.com. I'm pro small business, single moms, and don't fuck with me fashion.
It'll be okay, kid. No worries...
My inherited office couch is staring me down as I toil through rewrites. I call this: "Objectum Schadenfreude."
Raining on a house of bread. Urs Fischer might just save Moca himself.
Dogs really do look like their owners.
Sometimes, a girl just wants to kick back and chill with some pink wine.
Yogurt is officially trying to ruin my life.
Your worst friends are still your best friends, @DanShattuck. Sometimes.
Getting his Reza on via @CampJim44, who surprised me with a gift purchase from @BravoAndy's clubhouse. #truefriend
Chipotle rabbit and cornmeal "matzo balls." This was my favorite dish (of course. I'm a fatty) #wolvesmouth
Amazing Halibut #wolvesmouth
This is what an actual writer looks like. I need some suspenders, man...
That's a lot of 6's.
I run this town. ...okay, I just rent a small portion of it. And it much more likely runs me.
Today I look and feel like this.
I played "sexed" and this is how my mother countered. Welcome to my childhood.
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