Patrick

@Phils08champs

I arrest shoplifters for a living. I like sports. I've loved and lost. Give me coffee.

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yes actually ha

yes actually ha

I'd love to listen to the channel right now but been gettin this since yesterday, customer care no help :(

any clue why I keep getting this error? I don't even have a Facebook or the app installed.

Waiting for Slash!

this was the best deal I got. $9,700. All power everything and new tires and low mileage. I’m so happy.

Tonight’s lineup

really is a lot isn’t there

DUDE ARE YOU IN MY STORE

This is what me, my dad and another witness saw and experienced: the attached photo really shows nothing, but there

Yup RT : This is about as close as you can come to perfection:

My amazing girlfriend and just surprised me and absolutely made my night

I’M FINALLY BACK HOME ()

This fan looks photoshopped in and rather serious.

sorry it took forever, here ya go!

Yikes, no love at ALL for Dom Brown in this game.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Manti Te’o retweeted this a while ago HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don’t know who originally made these, but boy do I wish these were the new Eagles uniforms

about 5 thousand have already been made

yeah man, I’ve had an obsession lately of catching people copying and pasting tweets passed off as their own