Phil Darnowsky

@PhilDarnowsky

Too busy to ever be bored. Engaged to @LadyPantsP, who is awesome despite how little she tweets.

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Side view of the thing from the backyard.

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I found this thing in the backyard and I plan to eat it.

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She was shy at first, but after we fed her a few sausages she decided that we probably weren't so bad:

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My Friday night action: starting the first of my seeds of the year.

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Maybe you're familiar with Remember The Milk (): here's a partial screenshot from my dashboard.

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This is why I'm looking forward to lunch today:

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Protip: If you're having trouble with a math problem, sometimes it helps to draw a diagram.

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Ladies.

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The previous tweet (regarding my pigsty office) illustrated. And yet I get a ton of productive work done in here:

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Back still sore, so deploying my standing desk adapter. This is @ the limit of my carpentry skills but works fine.

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Here you go, a nice cock-and-balls pic.

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Congratulations! This one's to the three of you.

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Evidence of last night's binge.

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AND NOW THE PROMISED DICK JOKE:

Q: Why are women bad at judging distances?

A: They keep hearing this is 8":

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Photographic proof of earlier tweet (Safe For Work, my business end is covered and out of frame anyhow):

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OK, but it's gonna be a few more weeks.

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It continues. In maybe 2 weeks the biggest of the seedlings will be ready to go outside.

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Pictured: sweatpants, beer, work. Not pictured: timestamp showing that it's after midnight. Sue me.

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It begins!

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