90% of my Tweets will be sports-related or movie quotes.
All steaks should be 2 feet long and served rolled up.
Check out @Jipjaws7 representing Gusto for @RyanRuettiger. #eatmoreporkbeatbetterlover
World Series MVP is...
He looks like a guy that shoots every time on a 2-on-1, which is to say that he looks like his dad.
Lotta memories in this old barn.
This is never a good sign...
Just for you @K10johnson
This about sums up the trip.
Fuck and yes
Need a solid third boys!
Shoot me please
Well, that wasn't on the menu....
My crowning achievement
Best golf outfit ever #2
Best golf outfit ever #1
I can guarantee this vodka is overrated.
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