The world is my oyster, but I don't like seafood.
My guitar from @EveryTimeIdie, just need it hosted so I can use it for Namesake. Having quite a lot of fun on there.
.@GrubWithUs I mean the mullet is already in the birthing process. Take a peek at all of the glory. #SoAmerican
Seriously, I have everything I need now. I am the CUTEST bear on #TurnTable
Dear @OKcupid, plz tell me who flagged the picture of my hamster. I want to flag them, as in stab them with a flag
Repotted the houseplant I am taking with me as I hitchhike to Austin. Why yes, that is a John Grisham novel pot...
People will think I am being EXTRA patriotic. But I look like this every day. #SoAmerican
I hath delivered your picture @AmericanPest. Rooftopping it before the game, gonna be super gnarl. Super. Gnarl.
GAH! Too bad I hate stoners :*( Capitalism FTW.
I am a monster!!!!
OK if anyone sees the bracelet, I need it back. I lost it during the madness of the game last night.
Yo JooJoo, this is for you
I love going to a car wash. Never had the 60s fantasy fulfilled of making out in 1 :(
I sit at the tiniest table in the classroom. It is a table for 2, but no one sits with me :(
Every time my hamster runs a lap, you finish your beer. Best game ever #fb
I'm lazy and needed it hosted. Don't ask why.
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