Comedian. Asshole. Teen Mom.
I have a gleam!
Listen you dick-stinks, go through all of the people I follow and follow them. Or else I send my hitman....
What's for lunch? Just a 1lb. burger with ham, turkey, bacon, american and swiss cheese, onions, and an egg.
If you're wondering what makes me love my girlfriend, it's because she's a fancy dresser.
I want this hard.
Email all offers to PaulyPeligroso@gmail.com. Best one gets it.
If you don't laugh at this, the terrorists have won.
SAMUEL POWERS OF GRAYSKULL!
This is way better than having to ask a chick for her ID.
MERRY CREEDMAS EVERYBODY!
Now I don't feel so bad about the slutty things I did for a Klondike bar.
And you thought Hurricane Katrina got New Orleans wet...
I love how my murder advice made Twitter's front page for everyone to see.
Girls make me sick.
Fuck yeah, indeed.
Indeed they do.
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