I'm Pat from Moonachie and you shouldn't believe a single word I say.... I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
RT @babybf23 "r u going to the show In Cleveland?" - No, I'm not essential to the Cleveland effort!
Gee, I take up a lot of pixels!
Where does this old bag (aka retiring senator) shop for her clothes .. "Frumps R Us"?
I had to cut back on my dog Joey's @PupPeroni treats ..he's convinced I hate him! #CueSarahMcLachlan
@NHLDevils @PremioFoods Because they won't ALLOW ME to do the Nathan's contest anymore! : /
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!!!: Davy Jones being rushed to the hospital!!!..
THIS SATURDAY!! @Lez_Zeppelin will be @HLBallroom at 8pm http://highlineballroom.com/show/2012/03/03/lez-zeppelin/
@AMCTalkingDead #SuggestionBox Make me up as Tor Johnson on @WalkingDead_AMC & fulfill a 48 year old boy's dream!
Cameron Diaz is looking GREAT! #tweetroast
I just saw a picture of my father for the first time ever ..guess which one he is..
"..and YOU want to be our next President??"
@LukeRussert @HuffingtonPost @politico @hardball_chris
RT @IJasonAlexander "Costanza 4 Prez:..:" - ..and you want to be my President??
THE JOB SEARCH IS GOING GREAT!!!
#MyJobSearchReport Right now I feel about as wanted as @CherylTiegs on @ApprenticeNBC
Oh look, it's @jerkstoresean making friends with @GusRosendale on @NBCNewYork ...
@AnthonyCumia "Would You Like A Sedative, Sir?"
@trexx65 You act like i'm doing THIS to you. ..allow me to assist you. #Blocked
This guy has got to be the most entertaining waiter at Benihana!
"Now follow my pen with your eyes"
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