@benpobjie When this happened:

Spelling mistakes in newspapers are unaceptable. :(

@MattnJayne yay!

@bdyling So not everyone can see this?
Wierd. It's great though, I get to read the news before I go to bed! :)

He might be a buffoon, but you're a fucking moron.

My #dickbar has lube!!

@panic Yeah, still weird. Looks like this:
Get the message to go manage my account when I start up :(

Hello Hobart, you saucy minx.

@Pattonoswalt Saw this, thought of you. Hahahahaha.

Julia, I didn't not elect you so you could waste your time 'guest editing' gossip mags!

I like the page turning in Flipboard.

@andyblume My Flipboard did not know I am not @bortflancrest!

Loving @flipboard. Mainly for the milf sideboob.
What?

Roy just keeps stepping up his game.
#itcrowd

Hey Twitter, I'm Luke. I'm new here.

Finally!