self deprecating arsehole || philosopher || canning town || #COYI
@honigstein a lovely pair of Copa Mundials. I swore by them.
@RichardHarvey84 @JamesHarvey15 something was bothering me about that war vet who absconded from his care home.
RT @James_Dart: Jim Hellwig (the Ultimate Warrior) dies aged 54 http://t.co/0Oeg2ku9Sn
@posesroses "is there an echo in here? In here? In here?"
Woman is a class act.
...and a 2004/05 season league winner's medal. I'm no armchair fucking footballer.
Having a spring clean this beautiful morning. Found my harmonica. Kablamoh!
In my local and ordered a pot of tea. I've changed. Sorry.
Nasri No. 3 on this list - http://bit.ly/OS3hQI
Bit of a Clasíco that. Nice little title race in La Liga. Barça v Atletico on the last day of the season too.
Watching El Clasíco in a Catalan house, with Spanish commentary. Gooooooooooooooooool!
Also saw a boozer south of the river (SE18) called the 'Who'd a Thought It'.
Oi @franklins03! Don't you ever leave anything like this in my car again. It will give people the wrong impression.
This'll make you feel better.
Len possesses a penis but he can't come on the stag do. He's gutted.
Fuck me. Canning Town has disappeared. All you comedians out there are welcome to jump on that statement.
William Wordsworth out in full force in Barking this afternoon.
Skirting boards this morning. Lovely bit o' skirt.
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