What you see: Boobs, Tattoos, Motorcycle. What you get: Nerdy Mom, Aspiring Superhero, Creative Goddess, Widow, Wonder Woman Lover, Derby Girl
Does this pink medical tape on my dislocated shoulder make my boobs look big? Asking for a couple of my friends.
Sure, I'll wear a dress. As long as it's got skulls and crossbones on it.
In PR! Spent the am in the surf, kicking a soccer ball up the beach w/a couple local doggies. I could get used to this!
I made the cover of today's newspaper! (Here's a better shot.)
I'm on the cover of our local newspaper! #derby
So freaking cool to see all the hard work I've been putting into the graphics printed and ready for our Season Opener!
Not only are the drinks bigger in Texas, but you can get them at a drive thru! #DaiquiriExpress
Got interviewed at derby practice tonight. Almost forgot to take out my mouthguard.
Got my new sparkly derby shorts on tonight!
On the road to Dallas with my mascot here on the helm. Wish me luck as we scrimmage against Assassination City today!
What did I do last night? Designed our first roller derby bout poster of the season - check it out!
A teaser shot from our derby photoshoot this weekend! See the logo I did for our new All-Stars jerseys? #proud
I'm such a poser. :) Here's a snapshot of us from our derby photoshoot today AND the new jerseys I helped design.
Do these Wonder Woman panties make my ass look big? (Don't answer that.)
There is nothing more intense than the few seconds right before the jammer whistle goes off.
Wish there was a way to keep a pretty face during derby, but when ur trying to take a bitch out, shit gets ugly.
My upgraded Mission Control Center. Big pimpin' with my 24s, yo. *busts out laughing* Yeah, yeah, back to work...
Got a boo boo? Why not make it look like Bacon!
Wagonside with the cowboys. At the Western Heritage Museum, seeing what's what for tomorrow's meeting.
Wonder Woman wonders why her cup is empty? A derby sister gave me this cup at last night's practice! #WonderWoman
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