@TheSunNewspaper I really don’t want to blow these up with my mouth

@failblog @MyTruelad really don’t want to blow these up with my mouth

Co-ordinated #precise #tayto

I’m really not sure I want to blow these ‘heart’ balloons up #fail #ballsack

@samwhiteantha look what I found. I tried messaging you but it doesn’t want to go through

Bubsie abs

In case of emergency … lick hand @samwhiteantha

Don’t you wish you were here

#london2013

@Fennerz1986 just in case you blocked me on Facebook #uggghhh #parkour

Its been like this for an hour , i could of cooked a ham in that time

@spallerina bugger

Ready for the oven @spallerina

@spallerina I'm on it

@TheLastLeg meet #thelastkeg

Wiffi??? #genius or #tard

@BigBaz_ @AdamFlower22 @jackknight9 let's get rapey

Is it an iPhone that looks like an android or is it an android made to look like an iPhone?
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It's the first one

Today made me remember what we all did on our pc's before we had the Internet.

Bognor summed up in one photo @jackknight9