I used to be condescending, now I'm just downright offensive. That means I say mean shit to you. Business - WolfpackAlanG@Gmail.com
Yeezy taught me
Oh, the Heat won the Finals this year? They must be the best ever.
Oh, you're a fat person who needs a new hairstyle? I got you.
Oh, come right in
Oh, you're a pretty girl?
Oh, you're a woman? Your balls are great proof.
Oh, you have been working on your butt? You can tell.
Oh, you love spaghetti AND @justinbieber?
Oh, you're sexy? You sure are.
Oh, you've got yourself a new camera phone? That's fancy.
Oh, you haven't heard about the death grip?
Oh, you're expecting? I see you have thought this out well, great maternal planning.
Oh, you're having trouble getting TV signal? I'll send help.
Oh, you've started a career in modeling?
Oh, you love eating candy?
Oh, did you find what you're looking for?
Oh, you're not sure why women cry?
Oh, you're a great mother? This picture of you screams "Mom of the year"
Oh, you're not feeling well?
Oh, it's what day of the week?
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