Office Arsehole

@Office_Arsehole

Tweeting about real people, in a crushingly all too real office. If you work with me, I hate you. Wielder of #TheDevilsBaguette. Author of #MyExFuckBuddies

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Not a good day to start on me, not that there ever IS a good day... #MyExFuckBuddyNo2

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Yeah, it's the carbs, you fat mess #TyrannosaurusBurlesque #FacebookCunts

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Absolutely rented #PeasantHotTub #FacebookCunts #GardenOfPlight

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Feel free to go along, boo, slow hand clap, and pelt them with hot Bovril, and gravel #TyrannosaurusBurlesque

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Have some fucking self respect. Seriously #TyrannosaurusBurlesque #FacebookCunts #FeedMeMore

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Her stare scares me, there's no life behind those eyes, only sorrow #TyrannosaurusBurlesque #FacebookCunts

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The state of it #TyrannosaurusBurlesque #FacebookCunts

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I don't know where to start, I really don't #FacebookCunts #Peasants

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Establishing an alibi, some pensioner's dazed, clutching their broken handbag strap #JaydenJapes #FacebookCunts

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Right, 1) Rubbish, 2) For most fatties that'd put them in what, a 12? 14? #FacebookCunts #TyrannosaurusBurlesque

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Fuck off appearances, she mows when she wants #Poverty #Plight #FacebookCunts

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I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply to spelling though. Irony-O-Meter exploding... #FacebookCunts

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Nice bit of theory validation here on chavs. Also, how many other kinds of trampoline are there? #FacebookCunts

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I'm sure it's nothing, take two Facebooks after every meal. Thank goodness it's not Da Measles #FacebookCunts

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Recap. She hates people who aren't original but posts pictures of cups of tea to Instagram #TyrannosaurusBurlesque

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No, he's just seriously neglected and heading toward obesity, quickly #FacebookCunts

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#FacebookCunts gym-o-mania at the weekend. Remember guys, it's duration that brings gains, intensity is for dorks

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Twitpic knows what's up #Irony #TyrannosaurusBurlesque

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Did I post this before? For reference that feather is 9ft across #TyrannosaurusBurlesque

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How many corsets do you need when you're a fat mong? Did she mention she likes corsets? #TyrannosaurusBurlesque

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