Drawer of Heads. Waster of Times.
My book, Texts from Dog II is available HERE http://t.co/0V4aFr4IJo
Finally updated iPhone 4 software. At last, my bars accurately represent the reception I'm getting...
@crazycolours @nickj It *might* be a celeb who shouts down the phone at his ex girlfriend...
#BreakingNews Andy Murray reveals new #Wimbledon outfit designed to dispel his 'moody' reputation
Twitter reveal new #failWhale graphic! #fail #whale
So I'm having my morning wee, and I look up, and *Screams like a 5 yr old girl*
What the fuck is this? Do they let kids watch this?
#twitpicchallenge @EatMyHalo Hollywood power couple; he's a bit mental? (I'm cheating by the way, I drew this a while ago)
Look at this little fucking deviant...
@AmyIrving You should only look at Photos that'll educate and broaden your mind. Like this one
Nice Google logo today. However, here's my alternative:
Ever seen a Pear with an Ass crack? Me neither, UNTIL NOW...
Can't shake the feeling that, in this case,'Quality Guaranteed' means 'It probably won't poison you'
Birmingham City Council, wasting money again...
@uncouthamerican I'll bet it is. Just look at this evil deviant...
I return home to find this on my desk...
Glad to see Network rail putting my Ticket fare to good use...
Prof Phil Jones defends his position via the medium of Gangsta rap
Tiger Woods needs you help...
Carlsberg don't make ugly dogs, but if they did, they'd probably be the ugliest little dogs in the world...
After a hard day at work I come home to find my dog in this position. I wish he's go out and get a job...
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