Drawer of Heads. Waster of Times.
My book, Texts from Dog II is available HERE http://t.co/0V4aFr4IJo
Breakfast from Sainsbury's. Yes. I am eight years old.
New Street station. I'm being watched by two scruffy fuckers...
@specialdelia *Extremely* busy
There's an app for *that*?
Right, the big one. Is this the correct way to hold a dick?
Ok. What's the best way for a man to hold a bottle of coke?
What's the best way for a man to cross his legs?
This is terrifying. If you're tweeting with children in the room, make them leave. He's *gags* squatting...
Snap me up! Quick!
David Miliband quits Politics. Focuses on his 'Performance art' Here's a piece entitled 'Two Men in the Wind'
As a stoodent I drawed a comic strip called Purple Gerbil. I might post strips when I feel like losing followers
Once, while I was wearing this, a girl said "Your name's not actually Joe is it?" I said "No! That'd be pathetic"
Does *your* dog have detachable ears?
"Duck Season!" "Bulldog Season!"
Style tip from #purplegerbil
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