Drawer of Heads. Waster of Times.
My book, Texts from Dog II is available HERE http://t.co/0V4aFr4IJo
Moody little sulker. You're still not sleeping at the bottom of the bed.
Oh yeah. He's definitely up for a fuckin' ruck. Down boy! I said Down!
Oh Fudging He'll!
@diaryofaledger Strong you are. Keep Tweeting you should. You can do it, we know x
I think I know that duck. I think he's standing on my shelf.
That is one ugly old woman.
I'm going to buy a computer game. I'll leave you with this: Star Trek Skid Mark #purplegerbil
#FF Are you following @TeenyBella? If not, WHY? Look at the cuteness!
Liverpool FC's potential new yanky owner. Overcompensating much?
Dear @50cent. This comment was recently posted on my Christian Bale Rant Youtube video. What's your opinion?
Can't be bothered to cook. What goes best on Toast Twitter?
This postbox looks like the result of some sort of failed cloning experiment.
It's Spinnach! It's one of your 5 a day! Here comes the airplane...
Dear @Twitter. Don't worry you silly old bean. I wrote down how many followers I had on a post-it x
@TeenyBella My dog dislikes the rain. This picture pretty much sums up his plans for the day...
Yeah. My beard has reached 'designer scruffy'
I saved you for last. Goodbye old friend.
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