Drawer of Heads. Waster of Times.
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Things To Do With An iPad While You're On a Train. #1
Joke Fail. Text from Dog.
So I'm walking through Derby and OH MY GOD
My dog died, and I need money
Right. That's the last supper sorted.
Epic fuck up by the Daily Express. Wow.
Creepy graffiti in gentlemens' loo. I think it's a proposal.
DUDES, I'm on the train. I've turned this 'WiFi' sign into a message of PEACE & LOVE. Everyone just CHILL OUT ok?
Disturbing. Text from Dog
What was that Boris?
In toilet at work. Turned a Febreze can into a beaver. It just seemed like the right thing to do
*sigh* Text from Dog
Lots of 50 Shades of Grey tweets flying at me. Apparently you guys don't CARE AT ALL.
If I see ONE MORE tweet about 50 Shades of Grey I will erase the rope from this drawing... I'LL DO IT.
Dear O2. Look at my inbox. Please. Get your shit together.
Annoying Dog is annoying.
Peppy the Inspirational Cat might be on your train this morning. He believes YOU CAN FLY.
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