Drawer of Heads. Waster of Times.
My book, Texts from Dog II is available HERE http://t.co/0V4aFr4IJo
My Dog is jealous of a cuddly toy bulldog I got last week. He's been trying to convince me it beats him up.
So anyway, I've come up with a really geeky Christmas carol. Let's all learn it by Xmas.
Jesus. Someone left the placeholder text up on the Halo 4 website :(
Oh Star Wars. Oh God.
I'm so bored at work I've invented the CRAPPEST. SUPERHERO. EVER
Jumping on the YOLO (You Only Live Once) bandwagon. Anyone want to buy a Seize The Day T-Shirt?
DIFFERENCES between Donald Duck and Donald Trump. No. 145
Todays 'How to Draw' Tutorial is that SCAMP Nick Griffin!
Google doodle celebrates 161 years of Moby Dick. Can't help thinking Twitter missed an open goal there
Hi @David_Cameron. I designed you a Twitter profile background. This should defuse all that abuse you're getting
CONTROVERSY today as James Bond actually reveals his 'Licence to Kill'
Childrens' books are popular. Cook books are popular. OMG. What if we COMBINED THEM...
Can I write the next series of Doctor Who? And before you say no, wrap your eyes around this for a TWIST...
John... John.... JOHN IT'S WAKING UP.
Politics. Text from Dog
OMG. First shots of concept art for E.T. remake! Oh fuck off...
On the train? Check your seat tray. Peppy the Inspirational Cat might be there to get your weekend started RIGHT...
FUN KID'S GAME: Stick this in your child's copy of 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar". Leave it open on their bed. Hide
Thursday. On train. Hi-Ho everybody!
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