It's like suddenly EVERYTHING makes sense

Just had 'Twitter is over capacity' appear for the first time in AGES. I wonder what everyone's talking about...

Finally watched The Hobbit. I think this is my favourite scene.

I'm emailing this to people today. When they open it they'll be like "NOW I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF"

This is why I think the role of the jockey is counterproductive

Today's 'How to Draw' tutorial is that lovable scallywag George Osborne. Bless his cotton socks.

Dude, I don't think that's the Queen RT @David_Cameron We were honoured to have the #QueenatNo10

This just happened. I hate him so much. Goodnight.

In this @itvnews article, I can't help thinking the caption should have been more prominent than the picture.

@MrsSelfDestrukt Haha! That's not YOU. This is you...

I like to imagine this is happening all over the world today...

I've designed an advent calendar for parents who feel like "It's time", but don't have the heart to say it...

Grandad 2080! Oh Grandad. You scamp.

I've made a Christmas card. I will be sending this to everyone this year.

Going to see the new Twilight film? Haven't seen the others? Here's a quick recap. It's pretty complicated.