I'm the patron saint of headbutts and parody accounts.
Best tattoo ever? Best tattoo ever! That's @DakotaPendarvis' thigh.
"Dude, suck my dick if you want to live. Dude, for real, I'll fucking kill you right now! I'm fucking Jack Bauer!"
JACK NECKLESON (via: @Filmdrunk)
#ilovebacon and I'm not the only one....
This Miley Cyrus baby pic is the CUTEST!
See, I told you! Ke$ha's body looks like a tube sock filled with tube socks.
9 lines > 9 lives.
8===D ~ ~ ~ @iRespectFemales
If you see this picture up on the wall, you're #inaghettohouse.
Bought @NIck_Nolte a new sex doll for Christmas.
#Nevertrust your local news.
Yo, @VinnyGuadagnino. Is this your boy @MTVRonnie?
Had a Mexican make this for me at a swap meet. (via @GETlikeMiiKE)
It's all up to you if these puppies live or die.
Yes, I do.
I hate to admit it, but I also had relations with @ihateKatStacks.
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