I'm the patron saint of headbutts and parody accounts.
Kanye West said he feels like he's "Michael Jordan" and "Hitler." When we all know Jordan is the new Hitler.
I'm ready for #SharkWeek!
If this catches on, I'm loading up my BB gun.
Hey hoe, you heard the man! Respect yourself for once and don't get raped. Geez!
Want to subdue that hungry feeling and lose weight? Look at this picture.
Kim Kardashian's before and after plastic surgery photos are very revealing!
This is the picture that pops up every time @Nick_Nolte calls me.
You can't convince me that they are not the same person.
Like I've said before, Ke$ha looks like a tube sock filled with tube socks.
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