Put on Earth to call out nonsense. Inspired by Fire Joe Morgan and @drewmagary. At 160 characters, this Bio has 14.3% more characters than an actual tweet!!!!!!
Nobody goes to baseball games anymore. #emptystadiumparkinglotseries #90minutesbeforefirstpitch
Pics. It happened.
Watching the All-Star Game, drinking a beer.
I can't tell you how many times I've dreamed that I somehow was put on the space shuttle by mistake. #spaceflight
This is the reward I got for joining a tumbling class in 3rd grade. #aproposofabsolutelynothing
He does whatever I tell him to do. #sometimes
Amazing San Francisco 49ers Coffee Mug on my table
I'm tired today. Up late calculating the mrktg impact of Gary Woodland's HUGE UnderArmour logos #sportsbizjournoporn
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