Put on Earth to call out nonsense. Inspired by Fire Joe Morgan and @drewmagary. At 160 characters, this Bio has 14.3% more characters than an actual tweet!!!!!!

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  • 949 days ago via site
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Thumbs down to me for picking this, but triple thumbs down to ESPN for *allowing* me to pick it. #programmingfail

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#Bradying. +1000.

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It's a slow day in sports when *these* scores show up on my scoreboard. #WTF #whoaretheseteams?

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Lunch, or what was left behind after it. #boringfoodfriday

Followers: please share photos of the ordinary stuff you eat. It's #boringfoodfriday. Here's my toasted plain bagel.

POLL: 3: Unintelligent NFL fan 8: Animal hater LETTERS ONLY! #DAbears

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BREAKING: Sports biz journo's hair gel fails #irene

The NotDRovell-ites were amazing today. A tip of the cap to you all. #cheers.

Convertible RT : I want to know what drives. #golfcartsdontcount

Dammit Rotunno, I said medium rare. #livelookin

At the Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Missed the Anthem, though.


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HEADLINES PLEASE! BTW: One of those fans looks a lot like me #cakeballs

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OMG OMG OMG! MUST CREDIT ROVELL!!! The Rovell-ites should be UP IN ARMS over this!! #100rulebreaker

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Your 2011 #mets in a nutshell. #thanksforcoming

Only 33% of these seats are full #emptystadiumseries

So long #emptystomachseries #nomnom

Even the players don't show up #emptystadiumseries #exceptthegroundscrew

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