I hope she'll be a fool. That's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.
Boy you got some shit on your face...
Dog is my piolet:
SHARKS! SHARKS! SHARKS! SHARKS! @JONBOND8 #HAIRSOUP
"Have a sexy birthday!" From Hunter the White Ass Cat to me.
Aw! @stephanieduncan sent a car to pick me up from work as an early bday present! Thanks bb!
Really, City of Tampa??? Thanks so much! I didn't want to pull in my driveway at all!
The best part is he's looking for the ice cube he dropped...
@C_Lindstorm @whydoihaveablog Awwwwkward...
@TheBabiaMajora RIGHT? I like to tell my dog she looks like the shitty sewer rat.
@robdelaney Not on-hand, but here's something comprable:
Master Chief is my +1.
NO MOMMY YOU CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. #YOUREHORRIBLE!
Whatcha thinkin' 'boout @PPPPPMMF
Whatcha thinkin' 'bout, @zeldabuttons?
@michaelianblack These are the fucking fuckers who bit it after tonight's fucking taco party.
When eating a turtle just gets too hard:
This is how @zeldabuttons felt after I told her I saw her BFF @brentokuley last night. #despondent
it's all too much for @zeldabuttons
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