Dear God, Why am I so awesome?!
Yep. Diet tomorrow. #fatbooth
Goodbye Hawaii :'(
I swear, everyday. Where the F are these broken sidewalks?!
Every morning just for optimal health, hair, and skin. Ugh.
I wanted to watch a movie tonight but my roommate keeps hogging the remote. :(
I better finish doing these dishes, or my dishwashing supervisor gets mad.. You don't wanna see him mad
If you never hear from me again, you'll know what happened
But I did take these crazy healthy Doritos lol
He loves me <3
Anybody else still rockin the iPod Mini? NOT the Nano-- the MINI. 2003 baby, whut!
I start working out with a personal trainer tomorrow. I'm allowed to do this today!
Making friends on my hike. He came right up to me aww
Oh man! I'm STARVING, but I look like a cat in the face part of me right now, and I'm scared of being judged if I go out to get food. =\
Snookie just invaded my apartment! Aggghhhh!
Me and this statue are pissed.
You cannot exist this way. Sorry.
This is seriously a sign in the bathroom at work right now.
Me, 30 IQ points lower.
Got my bottom wisdom teeth out. I look like a retarded drooling chipmunk. Ps that's me SMILING!
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