I'm a comedienne. Excuse my French.
i almost bought this issue... then i read it correctly.
dont take pics of strangers kids. even if they look like adorable prostitutes.
asked josh to take a pic of me & he took this by accident. best thing ever.
most disappointing trader joe's sample ever.
i did it again. this time at best buy.
ny 2 la: sat next to a munchkin from the wizard of oz! he's 90 and adorable!
i hope this club enjoys giving refunds!
who can name the show that inspired this bathroom grafitti? lets do this!
oh no i did!
My mom's last scrabble play inspired me to start a band.
WHAT SHOULD I DO??!!
clooney's the one in the middle with the roller bag. STL is the new LA.
dye job gone wrong! (im not naked)
someone really important must have died in that car accident.
subway be makin up words and shit!
kiss me i like stale sprinkles!
careless bumper sticker placement. jesus wouldn't do it.
This is what I pour into my refillable Obama collector's tumbler every morning.
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