Nikki Glaser

@NikkiGlaser

I'm a comedienne. Excuse my French.

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i almost bought this issue... then i read it correctly.

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dont take pics of strangers kids. even if they look like adorable prostitutes.

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asked josh to take a pic of me & he took this by accident. best thing ever.

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most disappointing trader joe's sample ever.

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i did it again. this time at best buy.

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ny 2 la: sat next to a munchkin from the wizard of oz! he's 90 and adorable!

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i hope this club enjoys giving refunds!

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who can name the show that inspired this bathroom grafitti? lets do this!

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oh no i did!

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My mom's last scrabble play inspired me to start a band.

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My mom's last scrabble play inspired me to start a band.

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WHAT SHOULD I DO??!!

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dinner.

  • 2632 days ago via phone
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clooney's the one in the middle with the roller bag. STL is the new LA.

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dye job gone wrong! (im not naked)

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someone really important must have died in that car accident.

  • 2649 days ago via phone
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subway be makin up words and shit!

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kiss me i like stale sprinkles!

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careless bumper sticker placement. jesus wouldn't do it.

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This is what I pour into my refillable Obama collector's tumbler every morning.

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