I'm a comedienne. Excuse my French.
When the fuck did this happen? #nobodypicturedmenstruates
@sbellelauren Have you laughed today? Me neither.
at lollapalooza waiting for the porto- potties. theyre my new favorite band.
My uncle Bob is a mailman and sends me awesome belated birthday cards. This one struck a deeper chord in me...
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? RT @RobotJohnson you want him to steal your identity?
Going 4 a run. May not return. Id rather get hit by a car than be seen jogging in place. Maybe Ill see this a-hole:
Going for a run. May not return. I'd rather get hit by a car than be seen jogging in place. Maybe I'll see this a-hole.
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