Sullustan lookin' for love in all the wrong places. Uninsightful commentary, poop and sex jokes with an extremely rare flash of brilliance.
My dick gets off on the sunday comics.
My dick is hard for the Chicago Bears.
I named my dick Gregory.
@GrimHudson best Sweetums pic on the net:
Oh, that #JawaParty where @gonkdroid, @generalveers and I got so drunk and unruly the bouncers put us in carbonite.
Way to go, Teebo!
@Mandal0re @verbst I found some hot sexy cleavage on a redhead.
Steven Tyler is now @TheLordVader_'s favorite singer.
Found the secret to explain the names in the cryptic Supernatural tweets by @xSecondStar and @RevengeOfZeTash
Knocked up she is, I have foreseen it.
Who ever said women were inferior to men?
@Mandal0re Chuck Testa shows off his Testa-cles.
@Mandal0re I made a cartoon too! god I love bestiality!
@mandal0re it hits the fan.
@AdamJacksonUSA @BlueLondynSkies more jesus lols
@BlueLondynSkies @AdamJacksonUSA Like this? haha
I REALLY REALLY REALLY wish Artoo and 3PO would get it on together.
Santa @TheLordVader_ gives @GrimHudson his 'wookiee.'
@GrimHudson Barbara Bach
@Vagvikernes I think I found your business card. Is this yours?
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