Showrunner of The Roast, co-founder of SquareOne, amateur Bill Paxton fan.
@hexsteph This just happened.
@GarnettLee could you retweet this picture of my shoes? They're really, really comfy shoes.
Pop-up books have become FAR more epic since I was a kid.
Looking for an apartment? Or just a connection? This guy is looking to share with another man in the bedroom.
I totally just banged her. High-five.
Floor at Google ThinkTech. Stay tuned for more stimulating conference-related textures.
Present from awesome sister. Making a note here, huge success
Birthday present from awesome sister.
My iPad has gone from functional to diabolical.
Amazon goodies arrived. I feel as happy as Obama when he personally headshotted Bin Laden then ate all that cake.
I wonder if Google change their wall once a week as well.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Hahaha!!! ..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
At studio recording VO and trying to order pizza on iPhone, iPad and MacBook. Outlook: hungry, with chance of grumpy.
@danialmoore recording the stupid song. We're all so glad you're not here.
And now we wait...
About to board a 21-hour flight. I am under no delusions that this will come out the other side intact.
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