I was once hit by a foul ball at a Washington Senators game and thought I was Kaiser Wilhelm. I also played cello in a marching band.
@horrorshowradio why did Claire follow me to a Burger King in South Hill, VA?
Sign for the metal section at Record & Tape Exchange.
@reebs4 @BridgetCusick Friend of yours?
The lead singer of Death Angel has hella dreads.
@Jenifrumtheblok look what came out!
LOL. Zombie in a FEMA windbreaker!
The Nats team store has more Marlins t-shirts than there are Marlins fans.
W.C. Fields was at tonight's Nats game.
D pstoren look who's warming up
@MorseBeard #38 Nats jersey with MORSE spelled in Morse code
@justjohnsonya I almost commited the world's first alpaca-jacking.
Six years really isn't enough time to get a new Nationals jersey.
Six years really isn't enough time to get a new jersey
Who knew getting a drink from a water fountain could be so dangerous? @LMAOTwitpics
@EffYeahJDub @JWerthsBeard I'm sure you've seen this, but just in case...
@nat_meg saw your tweet last night asking for a pic of sky above Nats Park. This was best I could get from my seat.
@natashajasso @nats9 look at the beer glass I'm drinking from!
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Check out this "personalized" Cubs Mark Prior jersey spotted at Nats Park today. Yes, it's masking tape.
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