Y'all, do I have to do the splits? I'm a Christian.
When are you people gonna wake up and realize the real grayshirting champion isn't Alabama?
So far today this is my favorite Twitter
This excerpt from CABIN IN THE WOODS-themed birthday party planning really does sum it up nicely:
this is still the no. 1 jurassic park youtube comment in my heart
Just found this on desktop and feel it merits reposting:
So while searching for a CABIN IN THE WOODS to rent, I found this one, named "BEAR LOVIN'" #bearlovin
Aaand either the BBVA Compass Bowl's countdown to kickoff clock iswrong or both our and ESPN's TV listings are.
My submitted headshot was not approved for my title game credential :(
Oh, SL, you just GET me sometimes
And I promised this to somebody last time: My first Orange Bowl. January 2001. Title game. GOLD. SEQUINED. OVERALLS.
As toddler Holly belted out the first time she was taken to church, I 'Bout Ready To Go Now.
Tonight's the annual mixtape party with the home crew. Here's what I have so far; I'd really appreciate any input.
postseasonal affective disorder: the silent killer
This guy https://twitter.com/nastinchka/status/284504521508548608 has a pal! #tatto
We're getting bored
We're all wondering.
It's been three months and I still haven't gotten over this #IWANTTOBELIEVE
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