Y'all, do I have to do the splits? I'm a Christian.
I love my Twitter feed most days, but this afternoon has been really special:
Today, in This Old House Is Haunted And Will Probably Kill Us Both
for whoever it was said YOU DID NOT REALLY NAME THEM THAT (not pictured: Eltoro FreiPod)
new favorite spambot
well, this is promising
Without question my favorite-ever banner ad at work.
FTFY “@edsbs: Don't ever pick out a full beard, because this:"
Found my wedding shoes!
My "recent photos" are pretty telling right now
On our 1st VDay we watched that Discovery special on dinosaur sex. Beautiful callback gift, @CaptainAnnoying.
Happy Valentine's Day, fig. 4:
Happy Valentine's Day, fig. 3:
Happy Valentine's Day, fig. 2:
Really, every year we're all just chasing this greatness, and falling painfully short:
Happy Valentine's Day, fig. 1:
Photographing NCAA-compliant breakfast sandwiches. AJ looks oddly poignant here.
solved this thing #chrisrixassholecat
"Holy Fucking Shit! Snow In The ‘Bu!" is the second greatest headline of our generation, trailing only:
ready, set, MEME
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