Burt Machlan

@Nannysox

Bachelor. Lives in @Litte_Moff's virtual apartment. Emotionally unavailable fatties only, please. Oh, and uhh, watch NBC's Community. Is Kate Dyer.

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Thanks a lot for the obsession, . You owe me $80.

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And the piece de resistance: #NBCCommunity #ForGreendale #ForAnnie

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Phoebe and I robbed the #NBC experience store today. Here's my loot. #NBCCommunity #ParksandRec #Annie!

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And now I'm up on the Cheeburger Cheeburger "Famous Pounder" Wall of Fame. For eternity.

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And I'm STILL. NOT. FULL. #BurgerChallenge

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And here I am with my Cheeburger Cheeburger trophy! It's... rather large.

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VICTORY in black and white! In the classic Brooklyn hipster tradition:

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VICTORY! EXCELSIOR! HUZZAAAAAH! I completed 20 oz. Burger Challenge!!! 1ST GIRL TO DO IT! EVER.

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LAST BITE. I FUCK YOU UP, BURGER CHALLENGE. I FUCK YOU UP GOOD!

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2nd to last bite! I'm making out with the burger in this picture. What can I say. We bonded.

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Part... something. One quarter left. I am FEELING IT.

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My second wind! Part 5! You're mine, bitch. You're mine.

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Burger Challenge part 4. I size up my competition. Fat bastard.

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PART 3. LOOK HOW MUCH I HAVE LEFT. LOOK. D':

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This is techinically still part 2. The look on my face says it all. This is my Everest.

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Burger Challenge part 2! At this point I've consumed the equivalent of a quarter-pounder. And I'm far from done.

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20 oz. Cheeburger Challenge part 1! I was so young. So naive.

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So... our secret american ninja sleuth mission is complete! Here's a hint:

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