Bachelor. Lives in @Litte_Moff's virtual apartment. Emotionally unavailable fatties only, please. Oh, and uhh, watch NBC's Community. Is Kate Dyer.
Thanks a lot for the obsession, @danharmon. You owe me $80.
And the piece de resistance: #NBCCommunity #ForGreendale #ForAnnie
Phoebe and I robbed the #NBC experience store today. Here's my loot. #NBCCommunity #ParksandRec #Annie!
And now I'm up on the Cheeburger Cheeburger "Famous Pounder" Wall of Fame. For eternity.
And I'm STILL. NOT. FULL. #BurgerChallenge
And here I am with my Cheeburger Cheeburger trophy! It's... rather large.
VICTORY in black and white! In the classic Brooklyn hipster tradition:
VICTORY! EXCELSIOR! HUZZAAAAAH! I completed 20 oz. Burger Challenge!!! 1ST GIRL TO DO IT! EVER.
LAST BITE. I FUCK YOU UP, BURGER CHALLENGE. I FUCK YOU UP GOOD!
2nd to last bite! I'm making out with the burger in this picture. What can I say. We bonded.
Part... something. One quarter left. I am FEELING IT.
My second wind! Part 5! You're mine, bitch. You're mine.
Burger Challenge part 4. I size up my competition. Fat bastard.
PART 3. LOOK HOW MUCH I HAVE LEFT. LOOK. D':
This is techinically still part 2. The look on my face says it all. This is my Everest.
Burger Challenge part 2! At this point I've consumed the equivalent of a quarter-pounder. And I'm far from done.
20 oz. Cheeburger Challenge part 1! I was so young. So naive.
So... our secret american ninja sleuth mission is complete! Here's a hint:
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