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Thinking of bothering with the World Cup this Summer? Spoiler. #NUFC



Pardew: "It was a fluke goal, the wind caught hold of it...."

You CAN actually make this stuff up.. #NUFC

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Adebayor: Marine. Ramsey: Marine. Sherwood: Benny Hill..


Alan Pardew's 'Blamespotting' - #NUFC

What to avoid like hell, lads… #FailWithThreatLevel

You know who's had a bad week? #cfc

"2 depressed men go walking in the park. Suddenly one of them is cheered RIGHT up by the sound of an ice cream van."

Can't have been the only one who thought this?


Sat all day considering possible lineup from about 14 adult footballers on Sunday, and I've come up with my #NUFC XI.