My Pontifex Ninja

@MyPontifexNinja

Official Twitter Account of His Holiness Nimjeh. May be the Antichrist. Enjoys long walks on the beach and bacon.

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*hands you bacon and smaller image*

Coming to a Easter Mass near you!

. You know, used to follow me and then he stopped. I think this is why:

InB4 you do it to me.

Maple Bacon Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cookie Sandwich. You know you want one.

YOU MUST SHARE THIS MY NIMHEJS!

I guess this means Donkey Kong is Judas.

Jesus fucking Christ. Again! No more talking about 0fficeSp4ce. , I don't think he's spamming you, tho.

I apparently really should do my goddamn TPS reports.

: Why does no one else understand Nickleback invented rock?”

: ": Anybody else think that meteor was going too slow?" I know a Transformer when I see one.”

: No. I'm Catholic like you.” I NEVER ADMITTED TO BEING CATHOLIC! #BaconSec

: No. I'm Catholic like you.” I NEVER ADMITTED TO BEING CATHOLIC.

Sneaky kitty is sneaky. #Caturday

. It's still #Caturday.

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