Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his 5, 6 or 7 kids. My new book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage is out now.
Oh dear. I knew I shouldn't have left Stephen to do the nativity scene . . .
Oh goody! Time for my favourite Christmas animation - The Snowman Goes On Holiday
SEASON'S TWEETINGS! x
The perfect Christmas gift - a babygro!
Honestly, the slightest bit of snow and Stephen starts panicking . . .
It's so cold at the moment @Stephenfry's switched to more sensible nightwear.
Stephen's such a cheapskate. The twins asked Santa for a lamp and a teddy . . .
*Opens #AdventCalEdna window carefully* . . . Oh lovely - it's @LadyGaga in her Christmas dress!
*Opens #AdventCalEdna window 13* . . . Awww, it's a lovely panda watching internet porn.
*Opens *AdventCaleEdna* window* . . . It's Bono in the Christmas jumper The Edge knitted specially for him!
I don't know, dears. This year's Turner Prize winner may be controversial . . . but is it art?
It's Santa! #AdventCalEdna
*Opens #AdventCalEdna window* It's @Richardpbacon reading the Da Vinci Code to a small group of woodland creatures
Sadly, this year we could only afford a baby Christmas tree . . .
This year's MUST-HAVE Christmas gift! The Newcastle United Manager Office Set.
*Opens 6th #AdventCalEdna window* . . . ahhh, it's Mr Tumnus playing Ker-Plunk with Justin Bieber . . .
*Opens #AdventCalEdna window number five* And it's . . . . oh, of course! A penguin playing a vuvuzela!
*Opens fourth advent calendar window* . . . it's a lovely snowman! #AdventCalEdna
NOW where has Stephen got to? He said he was just popping out to make a snow angel . . .
And behind the third window of my #AdventCalEdna is . . . ahhhh - a lovely winter scene . . .
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