After the horse meat scandal, Primark have made a shocking discovery...

It appears that Tesco told us all along that there's horse meat in their food... (@thepoke)(@Russsk81)

#FacbookNews that awkward moment when someone sets up a memorial page for you when you're not dead. (@thepoke)

People think shellsuits are fashion's biggest evil. I beg to differ. They've clearly forgotten the trouser skirts.

Peter Merrick bubbleup. Enjoy.

Following the shocking horse meat revelations, cows are becoming racist. Can't say I blame them...

Jeremy Kyle. Always full of shocking revelations...

I'll try again. Merrick on Facebook. Minus my name. Lets hope the crazies didn't notice :)

This kind of Merrick fuckery...

A picture of a swimming dog. Just because...

This dog is disappointed with you because you said "cunt" on twitter. Look at his disappointed face. How could you?

#FacbookNews a work of brilliance. I nearly didn't notice.

Look who apologised @richhampson & @dannystock! Or was it really me?? Hmmmmmmmmm :D

#facebooknews that's it. I'm going to fucking smack her.

Google Answers: an illiterate chav thinks she has HPV. Way TMI. And thanks for sharing. Sket.

#facebooknews newlyweds are disgusting. Fact. *goriness galore*