Majoring in Disney Princess. Interested in: fat guy touchdowns, travel, & Guinness mustaches. #Brewnette All tweets reflect my own boredom.

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She understands my hangovers/need to skip brunch.

Hospital nails.

dis for you

Awwh just spotted my bebe girl. Most proud.

GURL IS DIS YOU? #TwerkTwerkTwerk

Xmas gift for:

Cheers to the for keeping the Cup in Los Angeles. Xoxo, & I #Galaxy #MLScup #LABabies

hooray! Glad to bring some MLS love into your life. Hope your hoodie is keeping you warm! #Galaxy

If your hair looks like this it probably means you're A. Crackhead out of rehab B. You want to look like a crackhead.

Hmmm... #Batman #10ThingsIHateAboutYou



Like... Why?

the Church of Woody Allen.

are we both getting red eyes for our birthdays? #Chic

If you don't remember this song then you're not a #B*Witched

I think one of my first conversations with you involved this... #SClub7 #SaltusTtown