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Many birthday greetings arrived via email this morning.

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I keep the barbaric pagan spirit by wearing the BS "Quetzalcoatl" headdress as I open holiday gifts.

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Self portrait on my iPhone using stuff I'm learning from Vermeer project.

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Hockney makes drawing iPhone pictures look easy. http://tinyurl.com/yb5h9en. I tried it. It's not easy.

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In a weird set of subterranean chambers is the coolest, most personal, most amazing museum in Paris. http://tinyurl.com/mjw2hj

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The "Phantom Manor" at Disneyland Paris looks like the Psycho house. The narration in the stretching room is MUCH scarier in French.

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The Eiffel tower is more beautiful from the inside.

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Notre Dame is impressive but depressing.

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After a few hours in a museum, my brain gets numb.

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The Mona Lisa has fat cheeks.

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The Louvre can be dangerous.

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This is just photoshop. I'm really in Vegas.

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I love sculpture.

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Self portrait in carousel mirror in the Tulleries gardens.

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Harry, the Canadian across the aisle on the train, had a GPS that showed speed.

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Yow! The train is going 300 miles an hour.

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Passing through Brussels on the train from Amsterdam to Paris. Train has WiFi -- very 2009. WC is about 1975.

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Dined at "Restaurant 5 Flies," one of the fanciest in town. Gourmet food. Rembrandt etchings. Only one fly, though.

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When you see this in a magazine, it will look like my severed head is in a bowl of salad.

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