Mike Piazza made fun of me on national television at the 2001 HR Derby.
Today is the first day of the rest of my life, you guys. #Presto #PopLite
This is a 2nd half team. Time to see if this season ends in Roses or in San Antonio. #GoDucks #ORvsAZ
@airburple @blastoffpodcast Did someone say turkey tits?
@TheJimmyGraham did it again - 2 years in a row of GREATNESS. Fuck up them goalposts, sonn! #WhoDat #NOvsATL
@PullingAMulhern and I enjoying our first @trailblazers game of the season in the nosebleeds.
My seats at the #Oregon #Stanford game tonight. Oregon let a lot of people down, but Stanford just outplayed them.
Looking good, @TheGundy - looking real good.
I did my time way back when - gotta say that Oregon is a class act and I enjoyed myself immensly. #GoDucks
29-year-old adult male checking in. I sure do love my pokemans.
.@michaelianblack Looking real good at the 2004 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. So much excitement.
Things like this are why I drag my ass to thrift stores early on a Saturday. Completely unexpected sealed vinyl find.
August 25, 2008 - you were taken from us far too soon. RIP Duck.
I had to take a pretty big dump at the beach this morning. I didn’t think it would be that bad, tho. Sorta NSFW.
NikePro bros at Oregon BroFest 2013! Bros! #OBF2013
They let me rock the mic for a few songs at Scott & Sydney’s wedding last night. I pretty much kilt it, you guys.
Jesus Christ Crater Lake is at 8,000 ft elevation. That air was *thin* y’all. It was worth it - w/ @PullingAMulhern
I’m about 15 ft from Jerry Seinfeld at the All-Star Game at Citi Field. I’m kind of freaking out. That’s a *legend*
@TheGundy Me and wrestler JBL. Met him in Brooklyn. He saw my OSU polo and asked about his old WFL coach @Coach_Riley
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