Michael Lopez


Mike Piazza made fun of me on national television at the 2001 HR Derby.

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Today is the first day of the rest of my life, you guys. #Presto #PopLite

This is a 2nd half team. Time to see if this season ends in Roses or in San Antonio. #GoDucks #ORvsAZ

Did someone say turkey tits?

did it again - 2 years in a row of GREATNESS. Fuck up them goalposts, sonn! #WhoDat #NOvsATL


and I enjoying our first game of the season in the nosebleeds.

My seats at the #Oregon #Stanford game tonight. Oregon let a lot of people down, but Stanford just outplayed them.

Looking good, - looking real good.

I did my time way back when - gotta say that Oregon is a class act and I enjoyed myself immensly. #GoDucks

29-year-old adult male checking in. I sure do love my pokemans.

. Looking real good at the 2004 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. So much excitement.

Things like this are why I drag my ass to thrift stores early on a Saturday. Completely unexpected sealed vinyl find.


August 25, 2008 - you were taken from us far too soon. RIP Duck.

I had to take a pretty big dump at the beach this morning. I didn’t think it would be that bad, tho. Sorta NSFW.

NikePro bros at Oregon BroFest 2013! Bros! #OBF2013

They let me rock the mic for a few songs at Scott & Sydney’s wedding last night. I pretty much kilt it, you guys.

Jesus Christ Crater Lake is at 8,000 ft elevation. That air was *thin* y’all. It was worth it - w/

I’m about 15 ft from Jerry Seinfeld at the All-Star Game at Citi Field. I’m kind of freaking out. That’s a *legend*

Me and wrestler JBL. Met him in Brooklyn. He saw my OSU polo and asked about his old WFL coach

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