Chris Lay


The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people. ~George Bernard Shaw. Go fuck yourself. ~Dick Cheney

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To your health!

Found this nestled among the VHS detritus at . #ROWR

Maybe not the MOST professional answer to a legitimate question...

Suuuure, Pampered Chef... A meat tenderizer... **WINK**

I just wiped a booger on this. #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

Man, I don't know. I just don't know.

Bout to get my "Stand By Me" on with .

"Yeah, yeah you found me... now fuck off." #HardTimesWaldo

The #MinnStateFair never forgets. RIP Grandpa from The Princess Bride.

I'm never coming home... #Never

Anyone need anything from the #MinnStateFair? Jean shirts? Leather billfolds?


Made the mistake of taking a peek in the window of last night. #Yikes

C'mon PHONE, you know MUDSKIPPER, but still think SHIT should be SHOT? #NotSoSmartPhone

Called the cops on this fuck-head for B&E and burglary. Been robbed three times in my life. Fuck you, asshole.

You know you're at a classy bar when...

On repeat. All day.

I impulsively ordered up one of those McGangBangs I mentioned yesterday...

What's left of The Orpheum Stage Door Theater, as seen from the Johnson Street, uh, stage door this morning: