The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people. ~George Bernard Shaw.
Go fuck yourself. ~Dick Cheney
@thebookpolice To your health!
Found this nestled among the VHS detritus at @videoheaven. #ROWR
Maybe not the MOST professional answer to a legitimate question...
Suuuure, Pampered Chef... A meat tenderizer... **WINK**
I just wiped a booger on this. #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
Man, I don't know. I just don't know.
Bout to get my "Stand By Me" on with @MaybeSiegel.
"Yeah, yeah you found me... now fuck off." #HardTimesWaldo
The #MinnStateFair never forgets. RIP Grandpa from The Princess Bride.
I'm never coming home... #Never
Anyone need anything from the #MinnStateFair? Jean shirts? Leather billfolds?
WHAT? DOES? THIS? MEAN?
Made the mistake of taking a peek in the window of @HighNoonMadison last night. #Yikes
C'mon PHONE, you know MUDSKIPPER, but still think SHIT should be SHOT? #NotSoSmartPhone
Called the cops on this fuck-head for B&E and burglary. Been robbed three times in my life. Fuck you, asshole.
You know you're at a classy bar when...
On repeat. All day.
@gloriawandrous @your_overcoat @swoonqueen I impulsively ordered up one of those McGangBangs I mentioned yesterday...
What's left of The Orpheum Stage Door Theater, as seen from the Johnson Street, uh, stage door this morning:
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