Hey asshole, if you tried to get with me when you had a gf, you don't get to slut shame.

Okay, so should I wear the blue dress or the red dress (http://yfrog.com/h8rwzmnj) to the wedding?

@argylestyle yeah. :) may have also been half-naked.

No, I don't have anything(one) on my mind tonight? Why would you ask? (Oh, hi, @Catch10110 :)

They also took @Seabastar's photo...this is why he won a phone call with Gaga herself. :)

Virgin Mobile took my picture last night. Ladyvirgin.com

Is this okay? @itsjustgoldie

@itsjustgoldie Love my picture, or love yours? :)

@Catch10110 is the hero of my life for sending me this!

This is my boy. I don't really like him. I just pretend to or he'll drown me.

Also, a tiger. Came right up to the glass. Bad. Ass.

GUESS WHAT WE SAW AT THE ZOO?

Me and Maddie.

So not exempt.

At my school we have a tradition of throwing you in the pond on your birthday. I am not exempt.

@Raethfall @Merkprof And here's the third part. So we stripped onstage.

@Raethfall @Merkprof Here's the second part of the costume (btw, yes, that is an American flag)

@Raethfall @Merkprof Here's the first part of the costume...

Pudding. Mother. Fucking. Slide.