Arrgghh! They're everywhar ...

Our daughter's googley April fools - she covered the kitchen in them. It's disconcerting, eating oranges with eyes

Hey @Hivemeitner here's Rose and my great, great auntie Sherlock!

@edgarwright and the not so serious stuff ...

@edgarwright Ever been tempted to cameo? I mean, you can do the serious stuff ...

@melmelis This is our tree, next to @DaveMcKean's pic from Coast Road which is strange as the tree is usually at the other end of the room!

Hey @WillsJordan. I saw your panther in 2006 - here he is!

My ideal Christmas present!

Dreadful Spiller!

She carved a true likeness, pumpkinstyley

Hey @unolovelydebi - this is David Belle - but you really need to see him jumping about buildings

Now this is a heart throb

Pink, punk and plastic party.

Gosh. Found these. My summer of 1984. Drunk in Portugal, at an Astor Hostel. I wonder where this lot are now?

Thank you @wossy & @tommyleeedwards for a brilliant evening at @waterstones. TURF# rocks. Can't wait for Golden Age!

My 8000th tweet is for brilliant @wossy and @tommyleeedwards whose event at @Waterstones was excellent. Thank you!

@Neural_Mesh @SmileySueS @threethoughts my husband took this.

The young worms were stretched from home to home across the bricks and disappeared in a flash when interrupted

Spring has sprung @unolovelydebi as these two did when stepped upon by young Mills the cat

#andthentherewasone