Oh shut up. My back itches.

I'm a l-o-n-g cat. And regal, too. But you know that.

#SnakeOnTheTown doesn't have anything over #CatInATree

#SnakeOnTheTown has nothing over #CatInTheTree

See any bird nests up there?

What fresh hell??!!

My world is black and white.

I've been told I don't look particularly innocent. So what if I've had multitudes of critters dangling from my jaws.

This was me 3 years ago with my sibs. You could say I stood out from the crowd.

Beat the heat...swim? I dunno...

I'm too sexy for my leather couch.

Three years ago today I met the Sheba-feeders for the 1st time. I opted to stick around and bite their toes.

Hey. MojoPolo has some more gallivanting to do! I was born to be free! And sort of wild! #disembowelwindow

Full bird feeders? Suddenly I'm thirsty. (I'm only a LITTLE passive-aggressive...)

I could ride this horse, oh yes I could.

What the hell?????

The weenie dog wishes she didn't remind me of my long lost mama. *suck-suck* *knead-knead*

McGee and I have a lot in common.

Oh hey! Look what the cat...er...left behind.

Just...hanging out.