The great @lauriepink designed this t-shirt for me; you can get one too http://bit.ly/cTCVDj (check out her other designs too)

Just arrived at Heathrow where a wonderful surprise awaited me!

Gate Of India, Mumbai. Impressive but be ready to be begged to death

A better look at Ganesh

Me backstage (and backwards) in Mumbai

View from my room in Mumbai. Like several Hackneys one on top of another

Here we see @MsClara showing admirable stoicism at Departures

We're having a quick but surprisingly romantic spot of dinner in the airport before I go (sniff)

@hayleycampbelly seriously #crapmagritte

@hayleycampbelly Ceci n'est pas une verre #crapmagritte

Hell yes. Chinese coconut milkshake with sweeties at the bottom (hence wide straw). From now on we drink only this

Having dinner with this stunner (punching above my weight here and don't I know it£

I fear something terrible may have happened to Rhod Gilbert

As much as you LIKE, surely? Maybe as much as you WANT...?

I say "main stage"; obviously everything's relative

It even predates spelling!

Here. Sorry it's so gloomy. The white switch is a thermostat I think and to left is the igniter. No big grey button

My new hat, while fab, has the unintended side-effect of turning me into Badly Drawn Boy...

After doing BBC Breakfast waited outside TV Centre for ages. Finally my ride arrived.

Laptop's eye view of me & Nieuwmarket