A.K.A The Mischievous Mr. Hachi. I make the ladies squeal. Channeling Presidents, Kings, philosophers and others . Got Bacon? PS I'm the true MAYOR of Cismigiu.
Maybe, you think you're stalking me. Truth be told, I'm stalking you.
Pigeonz! I SAID PIGEONZ! PIGEONZ of Cismigiu are good eats. Didn't you read Danny the Champion of the World?!
Can't be bothered now. Napping. Please leave a message.
You may let your man servant off the leash from time to time. But keep a close eye on him. He can't be trusted!
Walk your man servant at least two to three times per day. It will keep him fit and well socialized.
The secret to training a man servant is all about control.
What do I do? I do performance Art, baby! I'm a part-time, living sculpture for the modern, upscale office. Call me, Steve [Jobs]. But I ain't cheap! #MrHachi
Kicking it, dawg. Keeping cool. Just had a shower. What's your excuse for being sooo damn ugly? #MrHachi
Don't make me come over this desk and show you how to do it right. Cuz that's not all imma gonna show you, Punk! #MrHachi
Can't touch this! Ring the bell. School's back in... Can't touch this! Stop. Hachi Time. Yeahhh. #MrHachi
Just like MC Hammer said about the microphone, I own the cuteness. You can't touch this!
I SAID, No Autographs!
You can't help yourself. I know. Go ahead. Squeal in mind-blowing delight. I'm that cute!
This is me opening up a can of whoop ass! You want some?!
Do you feel lucky, PUNK? Well, do ya?!!
Hey, baby! Hey, baby! Hey, baby! Yeah, I'm talking to you. All three of you!
You can turn on the A/C now. There's no A/C in the park? That's not my problem. It's yours!
You love me! Yeah, I know. I get that all the time. Got bacon?
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