Dave Coultas

@Mishkin1985

I love sport, all sport. I love music, most music. I swear too much and sometimes offend. Neither are intentional

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not bad. I actually own this. Pound coin included for scale

Good call . Proof of your indiscretion. The use of the word 'vouchamabobby' has restored some credibility

I'm still not sure why, but for the event and I decided to have moustaches. I remember now, we looked awesome

The last 40th I attended I went dressed like this with and . It was NOT a fancy dress party

Mark Hominick took an elbow to the forehead resulting in a hematoma. The pic is not for the squeamish, be warned

Fresh from the BBC website. Did Wenger raid Elton John's wardrobe is my phone not loading the image correctly?

Quiches done. They look alright, taste test will have to wait until tomorrow!

This guy is called Rudolph, he's is sat on my table, he's carrying a bag that could, potentially, contain a human head

Wedding done. Now is enjoying a big sausage (roll)

And this is my 3 week old niece. Coultas' taking over!

My sister has just got home from the hospital. They weighed incorrectly, he was 9lb 4oz

you asked...

My new niece only looks like a baby velociraptor when she's awake sans dummy. Sleeping, she looks like this

it seems he shares a car dealership with El-Hadj Diouf.

ha ha I usually resemble this at the end of the night

The weird people on Jeremy Kyle aren't *quite* as bad anymore since this chaps appearance

Can you tell where my socks went up to today?

I think I'm going to need new trainers

Apple can design the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But a charger that doesn't fucking do this? No no no