I love sport, all sport. I love music, most music. I swear too much and sometimes offend. Neither are intentional
@ohfuckoffscott @mynameisedd not bad. I actually own this. Pound coin included for scale
Good call @JoFromAlty. Proof of your indiscretion. The use of the word 'vouchamabobby' has restored some credibility
I'm still not sure why, but for the event @Mattel85 and I decided to have moustaches. I remember now, we looked awesome
The last 40th I attended I went dressed like this with @longsden and @Mattel85. It was NOT a fancy dress party
Mark Hominick took an elbow to the forehead resulting in a hematoma. The pic is not for the squeamish, be warned
Fresh from the BBC website. Did Wenger raid Elton John's wardrobe is my phone not loading the image correctly?
Quiches done. They look alright, taste test will have to wait until tomorrow!
This guy is called Rudolph, he's is sat on my table, he's carrying a bag that could, potentially, contain a human head
Wedding done. Now @JoFromAlty is enjoying a big sausage (roll)
And this is my 3 week old niece. Coultas' taking over!
My sister has just got home from the hospital. They weighed incorrectly, he was 9lb 4oz
@longsden you asked...
My new niece only looks like a baby velociraptor when she's awake sans dummy. Sleeping, she looks like this
@TherealTomKing it seems he shares a car dealership with El-Hadj Diouf.
@sophia20062416 ha ha I usually resemble this at the end of the night
The weird people on Jeremy Kyle aren't *quite* as bad anymore since this chaps appearance
Can you tell where my socks went up to today?
I think I'm going to need new trainers
Apple can design the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But a charger that doesn't fucking do this? No no no
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