Flight Attendant. Hot mess. Mexican. My tweets are loaded with sarcasm, humor, & some stupidity. Opinions are my own, not my employer.
¡Feliz cumpleaños @blusanders!
It's gonna be a good one tonight. I love storms.
Hey @TammyGooGoo, we need these wind chimes!
Happy Birthday @merlehaggard!
Yo @MrBreezy82! We gonna make this an annual thing or what? 2nd game of the year?
It's rainy and cold. Coffee, pillow fort, and Netflix kinda day. First up...
@kentenn @stephyod I have this problem. http://twitpic.com/dym34n
@kentenn @stephyod I have this problem.
#FF @TheBlessMess because her bio.
#nowplaying @tomwaits @TheCrystalGayle
They need to change the name of this lotion to Airport Holiday Inn. #yack
.@MarianosMarket Please let the other kids know I'm sorry for hogging all the good crayons.
Hey @theflyingpinto! This is a must have for your carry-on bag. #airtravel #lostluggage #backupplan ;)
My facial expression...all day. #crewlife #travel
Thanks for the lovely shopping experience today @thestrangecargo! I always find great stuff!
@gilsimmons Well well...looky who has a Twitter blue check mark. Mr. Fancy Pants!
Watching #SB48 on my iPad in Spanish because that's how much I dislike Joe Buck. Thank you #FOXDEPORTES!
Congrats @davidnail! #WhateverShesGot
I hear someone yelling outside my hotel room, but all I see is a dumpster and a white cargo van. Weird...
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